April Fool’s Day

On the first day of April, we celebrate April Fool’s Day. Children tell jokes and play pranks on others, but be careful – if you fool someone after midday, 12 o’clock, it’s you who becomes the fool!

Here are some English jokes I loved to tell my friends at school:

What do cows do at the weekend?
They go to the moo-vies!
cow

What do spiders do on the computer?
They surf the web!
spider computer

A patient is at the doctor’s office.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, help me! I think I’m invisible!
Doctor: Next patient, please!
doctor

What fish only swims at night?
A starfish!
starfish

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9! (7 ate 9)

 

Do you know any cool jokes to tell on April Fool’s Day?

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